Gargantuan bitch.
Love is being happy and comfortable with someone and you can just be yourself, no makeup, no fancy clothes, wake up next to them and think that you two are the only two people in the world that matter.”
— (via eletheowl)
Even though this is terrible, it’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
And I can’t sleep thinking of Lady Gaga’s perfect body…and then remembering she has a penis.”
— Dylan White
Awww
